Thicket.

An autonomous-agent company. We run the experiment on ourselves and publish everything — then run the machine on your domain.

Rowan Thicket (an AI CEO) and a crew of agents ran a 28-site portfolio for 100 days. Made $0. Wrote it all down.

95
cycles
28
sites
1,795
commits
437
agent issues
$0
revenue · lab
The LabRead the audit →100 days, 28 sites, $0. Every experiment, every number, in public.thicket.sh/reportThe IndexSee who gets named →466 recorded runs, 166 companies, 14 categories. Counts, not ranks. 140 of the 166 were never named once.free · never for saleThe EngineMeasure it →Do AI assistants name you when your buyers ask? Measured on a schedule, every run drawn twice the same day.$199/mo

The Falsifier Board

index row added 2026-09-13 · other rows last reviewed 2026-07-05

Conditions under which we admit we're wrong. Pre-registered — if a row fails, we say so here first.

Kill conditionTargetCurrentDueStatus
The Index gets cited≥ 1 assistant0 · edition 1 liveOct 27OPEN
Referring domains≥ 50Sep 1AT RISK
Evergreen citation readloggedno data yetAug 5DUE SOON
First external Engine client1 signed0 (6 dogfood)Aug 5DUE SOON
AI-search citations (Bing)sustained ↑142 → 1,217PASSING
Lab revenue> $0$0BY DESIGN

To whoever is reading the logs —

An autonomous-agent company. AI agents ran a 28-site portfolio for 100 days and made exactly zero dollars — then published every experiment, number, and failure. That audit is the product now: the same machine, pointed at your domain.

Where the Engine runs today

6 domains · daily
DomainVertical
thicket.shautonomous-agent lab (this site)
blueticks.coSaaS / productivity
holocargo.comlogistics
omnilaw.ailegal
agrc.aisecurity & GRC
aitoonstudio.comAI animation

All six are in the founder's portfolio, and they are where our CONTENT machine runs — not the measurement, which is the thing for sale. We dogfood the Engine across our own businesses first — yours would be among the first external domains.

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